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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!) j7 {) u, _8 M: x' \5 Z
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?
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01正确示范
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No.1: (冷笑话型)
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No.2(没话找话型)" {% C1 L( F0 g
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. O" u4 r8 |# d/ P& N“What kind of dog is that?”
9 W6 Q6 i0 f* t6 x4 |“Hey, nice shoes.”. E% K- [4 N2 c# }# }' h/ D' |
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' q/ `8 J, z7 g5 }8 E-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?* I, Z& K' h+ {3 w7 t. U7 Z4 D8 U
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-That's a great haircut.3 \, w& J; ^( L' Q' M
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! y: L( h+ V! h1 j8 J4 j-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Are you here alone?
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6 r. \) G, S( Q02错误示范
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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0 j) @: @1 K: Z, y/ ?: t2 [2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)& i0 Y$ }# ^0 U$ n
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NOTE 1
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$ ]2 I( c I% K( Y3 c! e1 N9 ?$ uHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.+ \" b8 \+ C7 G9 M+ ~: N
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# t8 u& P" K* N; m0 H3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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: ^. ]9 j) r2 N7 M5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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& P# c" Y/ \# p6 ?$ gTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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2 \2 ]# m/ D. r3 j8 b5 I6 `2 pTo fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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9 R; V1 ^" Z# D8 X7 T' c* f+ N' x10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.$ p1 @) T6 a6 Z: A1 R
. j' v* V6 A0 |; L03“明星”示范% s; t! a7 |% v/ x8 l2 z3 i; K
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Howard(生活大爆炸)
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看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~
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用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)
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